Inspired by a teacher-librarian I know, I will present you with a comprehensive list of career fair booths that are rarely ever seen.
- Enjoy an Exiting Career in Phrenology!
- There’s a Career for you in Pig Training
- Manually Masturbate Animals for Scientific Research, and Profit
- Discover an Exciting Career as a FORTRAN programmer
- SCIENCE, BITCHES!
- Video Game Expert: Canceled Due to Lack of Interest
- There’s Money to be Made in Extortion!
- BEETS AND TURNIPS! They Don’t Just Grow Themselves!
- Hey you! Sewer Urchin? YEAH!
- Ever Considered a Career in Mill Grinding?
- CARDBOARD BOXES! Make them in your own home!
- Start a Career in Career Fair Organization!
- Web Designer
- Who. Can. It’s. Man. The. Beat Poetry. Dig?
- Get Good Wit Editing.
- Want to Wear a CHEF’S HAT? Become a Chef’s Hat Manufacturer!
- Now Taking Resumes for Third Level Lug-nut and Wing-nut Bolt Inspectors.