Inspired by a teacher-librarian I know, I will present you with a comprehensive list of career fair booths that are rarely ever seen.

  • Enjoy an Exiting Career in Phrenology!
  • There’s a Career for you in Pig Training
  • Manually Masturbate Animals for Scientific Research, and Profit
  • Discover an Exciting Career as a FORTRAN programmer
  • SCIENCE, BITCHES!
  • Video Game Expert: Canceled Due to Lack of Interest
  • There’s Money to be Made in Extortion!
  • BEETS AND TURNIPS! They Don’t Just Grow Themselves!
  • Hey you! Sewer Urchin? YEAH!
  • Ever Considered a Career in Mill Grinding?
  • CARDBOARD BOXES! Make them in your own home!
  • Start a Career in Career Fair Organization!
  • Web Designer
  • Who. Can. It’s. Man. The. Beat Poetry. Dig?
  • Get Good Wit Editing.
  • Want to Wear a CHEF’S HAT? Become a Chef’s Hat Manufacturer!
  • Now Taking Resumes for Third Level Lug-nut and Wing-nut Bolt Inspectors.