Being a nerd is hard work. Despite this, I give you top of the line humor every week! I do the work so you don’t have to.
Anyway, here’s an article:
D&D player classes that didn’t make the cut.

- Balloon Mage
- Barbarian Caterer
- News Anchor
- Tall Dwarf
- Shoe Mender
- Dude
- Book Binder and his nemesis Book Debinder
- Elf Bricklayer
- Cheesemaster
- Ork Whore
- Muffler Repair Wizard
- Elfstronaut
- Unemployed
- Video Game Wizard and Pinball Wizard
- Goat Thief
- l33t dr00id
- Dwarf Zamboni Operator
- Photographer
- Interpretive dancer
- Telephone Repairman
- Magic Loser
- Dwarf Tosser
- Baseball All Star
