Wow. I am stunned. No, shocked that this has happened.
Through some connections with a friend of a friend who works a Lucas ILM, and my uncanny ability to impersonate just about anyone I please, I was granted an email interview with George Lucas! (more…)
Good Morning
My name is Joel Friesen and I am 7’ 6″ tall at 379 lbs. I am writing to you today because I feel I could be a great service to your business because of the advantage of my large frame. I’m sure a large company such as yours has often had the need for some one of my gigantic stature. I can reach for things on the high shelves and screw in light bulbs without the assistance of a large step ladder. This alone could save you hundreds of dollars in man hours each year, and reduce large bills for ladders and tall reaching devices.
Hello,
I am an accomplished lab assistant & evil henchman with many awards and much acclaim. How ever I feel a need to change my profession as of late, the rewards of reanimating the dead pale in comparison to the rewarding work I did with the machines themselves.
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In brief: One guy named Mr. X runs around Toronto’s transit system in a bright yellow shirt, while three or more guys in red shirts try to find him using the clues he gives at every third stop he makes. The three detectives are coordinated by dispatchers who tell the detectives where they think Mr. X might be and how best to block him off. Mr. X’s dispatcher is relaying information about the detectives whereabouts and tries to keep him away from them. The game ends when a turn limit has been reached or X is caught. (more…)
The other day I signed up for North Korean email, and found it included a great gimmick. If you go to North Korea’s one and only website The North Korean Friendship Center you will discover, not only the glory of the great leaders midi chorus, but the plethora of interactive web elements that launched North Korea into 1997! (more…)
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