http://culturehole.com A humor blog by Joel Friesen, web and graphic designer from Victoria BC. Wed, 04 Mar 2009 08:57:40 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Inspired by a teacher-librarian I know, I will present you with a comprehensive list of career fair booths that are rarely ever seen. Enjoy an Exiting Career in Phrenology! There's a Career for you in Pig Training Manually Masturbate Animals for Scientific Research, and Profit Discover an Exciting Career as a FORTRAN programmer SCIENCE, BITCHES! Video ... http://culturehole.com/career-fair/ The Theatre du Grand-Guignol was a French theatre that was famous for one thing: bloody awful plays. The theatre started running their famous plays from 1898, showing shocked Parisian audiences whores, beggars and thieves on stage. They gauged their success by the amount of people that fainted while watching. Many plays ... http://culturehole.com/grandguignol/ To My Shareholders, Thirty years ago I was brought on to this earth date women. In the time since, my mission statement has been updated and changed time and time again. The constant struggle to sell my services to the female public has been difficult at times, but never has a ... http://culturehole.com/openletter/ I want to make an iPhone app that allows you to hand off a phone call off to it. When you pick up the phone, and it's a sales person, I want to start the application When the apps running the sales call is now talking to it. The app will ... http://culturehole.com/phone-solicitors/ http://culturehole.com/subway-stickers/ A few months ago, my friend Ken suggested that taking the last panel out of the comics in the comic page made the comics funnier because they became a dadaist farce full of non-sequiturs and depressing endings. He mentioned that this might have been something Marshall McLuhan might have said. To ... http://culturehole.com/making-comics-funny/ http://culturehole.com/why-i-dont-have-roommates-anymore/ The clock is indicating that the present time is optimum for the ingestion of Miller brand malted beverage. Gillette shaving implement is far superior to any other shaving implements acquirable to males. Though it is not spatially defined, there is an Intel brand computer chip within the confines of this hypothetical space. Budweiser ... http://culturehole.com/advertising-for-robots/ As some of you know, I’m on Lavalife, a huge online dating community. Normally I wouldn’t admit that I even know what the site is, but I realize no one cares. In this day and age I think we could all use something to make dating a little easier. Even if it ... http://culturehole.com/fun-with-lavalife/ I like old weird things. I especially love the look of copper plate prints, when they are used in scientific textbooks (Bonus points if they use the word "Plate"). Today I’m going to put together some of my favorite sites on the net that show old medical illustrations. These are a ... http://culturehole.com/strange-anatomy/