Goggle Ad-libs! did you know goggle does wild card searches? Use * in place of words in a phrase, and watch the comedy write itself!
Google tells us about:
Bathroom Etiquette
“I * to poop, but”
…I had to poop but I had my hands full of bags.
…I still needed to poop but I didn’t want to miss my bus.
…I knew he needed to poop but he doesn’t get to it right away.
“I don’t * the toilet”
…I don ’ t know who designed the toilet seats , but they seem to be better fitted for gorillas than humans.
…I don’t mind dumping it everytime into the toilet but do I actually have to rinse it everytime too?
…I don’t mean the toilet but the performance of the singers!
…I don’t know if he can best the Flamingo Toilet Plungers but he can have fun trying!
…I don’t push her to go on the toilet, but I ask regularly if she wants to.
“I normally * the bathroom, but”
…I normally keep it in the bathroom but I decided that the bedroom is better, I go in there less and therefore it is not in my face when I go to pee.
Love & Hate
“I love * , but”
…I love pasta. But I don’t love waiting for a huge pot of water to boil to cook it!
…I love Latifa! But I’ll wait for the DVD
“I hate * , but”
…I hate spam but I defend the right of spammerz to spread thier sh!t around.
…This Blog was previously known as “Why I Hate Humanity” but the antipsychotic medication seems to have kicked in.
…i hate mylegs, but they just keepgettingbuy viagra online cheap.
People named George
“George is a * , but”
…In Canada, George is a statistician. But in China, George is Elvis
…George is a smart guy, but entomology and disease certainly isn’t his field
…George is a man, but he was raised by animals, and he can speak their language
…George is a monkey, but he is also a metophor for children everywhere.
Sex
“i don’t like * sex, but”
…I don’t like to talk about sex, but I think I am wearing my husband out!
…I don’t like watchin’ people havin’ sex but there is nothing odd!
…I don’t like having unprotected sex with guys but I made an exception
…I don’t like gay sex. But I don’t like broccoli either, and I can’t make that illegal.
“i * weird sex, but”
…I want weird sex but I’m afraid to say anything because I appear in videos.
…I have weird sex but my hair never look so good right after.
Law
“I * police, but”
…i called police but I kept getting a tape.
…I called police but they never showed up
…I phoned the police but was told that they weren’t in the area
…i called da police but the line was busy the bugs were eating a grizzly
“I * laws, but”
…I break traffic laws but I am a responsible rider and I ride safe.
…I agree with leash laws but where we live very few people obey the law
…I will obey no laws but me own. I’m gonna create my own gods and devils.
